Vegas

Yesterday I called Vegas, looking for a job, talked to some guy at a casino, think his name was Bob. I sent him some pictures, applied for "male escort", after looking at the pictures, he said "now look here sport", your personality passes, you seem to be a nice guy, but Ford Escort would be the job I offer and here's the reason why, the stage , it would not hold you, the stripper pole would bend, and it's not the junk, that's in your trunk, just the size of your "rear-end"!