More than 28 Years

I take a look at myself and what do I see, a little Homer Simpson crossed with Al Bundy, hands in my pants, while hollerin "d'oh", married to a wonderful woman named Jo, had to write somethin nice about her to all, or she's gonna hit me with my own bowlin ball, when she thinks about me her eyes are full of tears, cause she's had to put up with my ass for more than 28 years!