Balls

Has anyone seen my balls, I have to go bowling, I keep them in a sack when I'm not rolling, on monday nights I pull them out, so I can score high without a doubt, now don't get me wrong, I'm not a mean guy, and now I'm gonna tell ya why, I'm serious when duty calls, so nobody better be touchin my balls! OHhhh crap, don't post, don't post...