Hump Day

If today is hump day, why am I not humpin, the blood in my veins seems to be clumpin, the reason may be because I'm too fat, and my writing sounds like "The Cat in the Hat", when I shake my head I hear a strange rattle, I cross the road where there's suppose to be cattle, I need change for a twenty and need it right now, for letting me cross the road, I am tipping the cow!