Paperback Rider

I'm riding on a book and it isn't hardbound, I'm in the sky flyin round and round, they say I'm crazy and I must agree, just read the crap that I write about me, paperback rider, I'm a paperback rider, now my book crashlanded, I'm in intensive care, I should have had on clean underwear, I guess my paperback book ran out of gas, there's 50 pages stuck in my ass, I'm a paperback rider, paperback riderrrrrr!