Rollback

My rollback wont roll, my wreckers a wreck, when I walk I hear a strange rattle, I'm trying to diagnose my bad self, I conclude its polio of the straddle;My water just broke, oh what a mess, whatever else could go wrong, oh now I know cause of polio, I can no longer wear my red thong!Sorry for the picture I put in your mind,I just stuck my head in a noose, and now I notice these ramblings, sound alot like ol Dr Suess