Old Man

 I knew an elderly woman, whose husband was havin some trouble, she took him to the Dr. and had him checked out on the double, after many hours of testing, the doctor had narrowed it down, its either aides or alzeimers he told her with a frown, well Dr. she asked, "how can I tell whats really the matter with Fred", Dr. said "drop him off at the store if he finds his way home, don't take him to bed!"