Bells will be ringing

(Bells will be ringing) I tried on a tu-tu, I have bad news, busted the bottoms, now I've got the blues, ain't got no feelin in my rear-end, instead of a tu-tu should of tried a ten-ten. I will be belching all through the night, it won't be pretty, it won't be right; please feed me for christmas; please feed me for christmas, if not for christmas, then feed me tonight!