Thanks Friend

Thanks to a friend I figured out why I'm so fat, multiple personalities must be where its at, there's more than one person livin inside of me, hell as big as I am there might even be three, one is sweet, one is not, the other's just crazy, wouldn't it just be my luck all three are so lazy, my friends and family will be the subject of my next posting, it will probably start out sweet then turn to roasting!