Playin With Myself

Up on the housetop playin with myself, out of the chimney pops an elf, He's got him a handful of sex toys, and three naked ladies makin some noise. Ho ho ho, where did you go, I said ho ho ho, where did you go, up on the housetop, click click click, down through the chimney pullin my .... Put on your stocking Nudy Nell, ooh ooh ooh, whats that smell, hey there Dolly, what big thighs, I can't see thru my watering eyes