Rusty the Rainman

Rusty the rainman, what a very tortured soul, he has two left and and he burnt them both, trying to walk on some hot coal. Rusty the rainman, has a hairy tail they say, he ate some yellow snow and it made him blow, chunks throughout the day. He must of done more than blowing chunks, for in his pants they found, something yellow but it wasn't gold and it sure did squoosh around!