Crashing Through The Snow

Crashing through the snow, in a 2 passenger car, looking out the window, wondering where I are, hit a bobtail cat, missed the big donkey, finally I stopped when I hit the big old tree. Oh now I'm stuck, now I'm stuck, don't know what to do, My car won't start, the law is coming and my pants are filled with poo. Now I'm sad, now I'm sad, it seems to never fail, won't you please put me at ease and pay my friggin bail!